farting women!

Fart 1: at the albergue after the first section of the meseta, the village beyond carrion de con or something like that. 

I arrived a little late & took a top bunk opposite two quite thin older women on the lower bunks. They were probably only 3m away. 

After a while one of the women was stretching out some muscle tension when she let out a real cracked whip of a fart. And to prove that everyone knew she was the Author, the entire dormitory went deadly quiet. Amazing.

Fast Two: Santiago de Compostela.

This albo is a bit of a maze & a group of Europeans that arrived this afternoon, have a new room to themselves, next door. Every so often one will turn in one doorway too quick & finish up in my wing. 

Anyway, they're using our loos & showers & there's a continuous stream of freshly doushed women. Just now, one woman, sensing something indelicate about to happen before she entered her dorm, stood statue still & eased it out. Unfortunately for her it was quite more voluminous than predicted; it was quite audible & rumbled on for probably 15 seconds. I made sure I caught her eye as she checked for possible witnesses. Phew!