the disagreeable apple

Strolling Aldi's fruit & veg aisle & i discovered a lose bag stuffed in one of the fruit boxes. Being frugal, I grabbed it & put three apples in it. I like singly selecting apples because i can hand pick the best fruit, & I've found the odd dud applea in the prepacked little boxes. 
Anyway, I pop my apples in & one promptly escapes across the floor. i grabbed the tricky bugger & bagged him up. 
At the checkout the same apple escaped the bag & rolled about the treadmill. I grabbed it again & rebagged the bugger, then as I put it in the trolley, guess what? That's when I renagged it to see it go through a hole in the bottom of the bag. 
I then push my trolley down to the side of the car to load my groceries on to the back seat. I put the lose apple on the seat & tirmxto grab another handful of groceries before I hear a plonk. That little apple found its way out the door & across the car park! That's one tricky apple. 
I put it on the front seat while I settled on for a drive, on my .new to me Forrester, before grabbing the little bugger & giving it a big bite. I was half expecting it to be rotten, bit it was nice. 

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